Hello and welcome to AOL Moviefone!

The proposal Keith and I have maintained for years is that the Moviefone guy should be a cheery Canadian. Just imagine:

“Hello, buddy! Thanks for calling AOL Moviefone! Ey, what movie to you want to go oot and see? Enter the province you’d like to search NOW…..”

“Let’s see, guy, the closest theatre to you is aboot 6 miles doan the street; pretty close, ey?”

For my two cents, this would make for a friendlier moviefone.