Last night, millions tuned in for the first installment of series 2 of reality show #768: American Idol. The first show, which is much more…
Tag: Rant
As a boy, one of my favorite parts of going to the movies was the coming attractions. As I got older and movies at home…
After my last rant on the brilliant Verizon commercial, I know have to extoll the genius of the “Drugs Fund Terrorists” ads. The assertion here…
Two things: I’m all moved. But the stupid f’ing property manager, Prudential Carruthers of Arlington, the jerks, flat out LIED to me this morning and…
What the hell is porridge? And who is eating it? According to dictionary.com: porridge: por·ridge Pronunciation Key (porij) n. A soft food made by boiling…
Dammit. You know what qualifies as “too slow” for the internet? Anything than takes longer than absolutely i-friggin-mmediately.
Why do some people pronounce the name Cheryl, which I always hear as being pronounced Sherrull, like Shurl? That’s f’ed up, no? If my name…
Can I please just tell you: PEPSI BLUE SUCKS. God, what a horrible drink. It tastes like…nothing. My friend’s quote: “It’s like cotton candy that…