My friend and I recently discussed election bumper sticker and lawn sign “rules” we’d like to see made into law. Our proposal goes as follows:
- If your candidate wins, you are alloted 60 days or until the next major holiday to leave a bumper sticker on your car. You are allowed 5 days for lawn signs.
- If you candidate loses, you are permitted a mere 48 hours to get the signs out of the ground, and just a scad longer at 72 hours to get the bumper stickers off, unless it’s a weekend sooner, in which case, by Saturday.
I think you look like an idiot with campaign stickers on your car any more than 3 months after an election. I still see people with “W 04” stickers on their car. Aside from the fact that I can’t believe there are actually people who think that this country is better off than in 2004, I think it looks so tacky to leave them on your auto. I saw a car the other day that had a “Clinton/Gore ’96” sticker on it – I swear. I couldn’t believe it.
So, please, do us all a favor: if you’ve got lawn signs in the ground, go ahead and remove them this weekend. If you were a McCain/Palin supporter, please remove your bumper stickers tomorrow, the 8th. If you were an Obama/Biden backer who adorned your car, congratulations, go ahead and celebrate until, say, Thanksgiving. But please, don’t let us catch you with those stickers after New Years, okay?
I understand wat you mean, but won’t that collide with the rights of free- speech and expression? And is it really a problem?
A lot of people do things, wear things, stand for things, use things, sing things, eat things, […] that I don’t really like. Do I tell them what to [not] do ? No, if they also let me do […] things like I do, even if they don’t. Do you think a freaking sticker being on those cars is such a huge problem ? It would’ve never even think about this if you didn’t write this post. I think this is a real non-issue, and it’s a real waste of time to even think about it, let alone propose etiquette extensions for election stickers… Geez.
it’s a joke you fools.
Muddd is right, guys. Sorry, but the whole thing was written tongue-in-cheek, just for fun. In the same vein of “when should you really take your Christmas lights down?”, I wrote this piece on political bumper stickers.
Maybe the humor doesn’t translate.
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